U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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