I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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