A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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