this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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