everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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