just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i think im in europe. pls send help
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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