Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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