I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Pants 0. Shit 1.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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