When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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