my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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