ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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