Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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