google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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