But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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