I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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