dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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