It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just pee around me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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