No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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