On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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