hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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