no. you can't hotbox the world.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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