The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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