What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We have started to decorate penises.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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