don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
i think im in europe. pls send help
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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