No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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