just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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