WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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