oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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