The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
50% drunk capacity currently
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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