I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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