I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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