I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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