i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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