We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
