I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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