i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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