He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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