stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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