When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
