new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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