Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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