HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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