at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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