WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's shark week go big or go home
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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