Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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