they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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