Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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