R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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