I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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