Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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