We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So many bounce houses so little time
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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