He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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