so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
well you can't waste a boner
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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