Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My dick has a subreddit
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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